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This is freaking me the hell out!

Just a 45-year-old Ford advertisement, right? But what the hell is that blue thing the little girl is playing with? It’s obviously leaping in the air, as indicated by the shadow. I’ve stared at this all day and can’t make sense of it.

Another video proving that cute children are EVIL!

In Soviet Russia, Drugs do You!

Message is transmitted

Green Volcanoes

You have been warned!

Fools! Jesse Ventura is working for the government!

He even admits in the commercials for his series that he’s been on the inside.  He’s going to “expose”  all these ridiculous conspiracies to distract you from the real secret agenda of the government:  Replacing meat with tofu.

http://www.trutv.com/shows/conspiracy_theory/index.html

Jesse Ventura, the governments newest distractor.

Jesse Ventura, the governments newest distractor.

Bad Sci-Fi

So much bad Science Fiction from the 50s. What are we making today that will be looked upon with this degree of ridicule?

There are so many of them!

San Diego Comic Con 2009

OK, I don’t read or follow comics, or know who most of these characters are, but I got a thing for weird women in tight costumes.  So I’m always happy when a new batch of photos from one of the comic conventions shows up on the net.  Weird Chicks Rule!!

Photos from Parka Blogs.

OK, pictures!!!

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

Cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con 2009

San Diego Comic Con 2009

Your tin-foil hat has gone high tech!

The Aulterra Neutralizer is the Only Product that NEUTRALIZES Effects of EMF/RF Exposure!

So get yours now!  For only $30.00 you will receive 3 puffy stickers that will certainly make any paranoid schizophrenic feel at least a little better about the voices and the radio transmitter in the stadium sized cavity in their chests.

Puffy Stickers!  Only $30.00!

Puffy Stickers! Only $30.00!

Why wear that nasty old foil hat anymore?  The voices are laughing at you for wearing it.  Get the Aulterra Neutralizer and the voices might actually stop.

The voices are laughing at your foil hat!

The voices are laughing at your foil hat!

Your brain makes DMT, an hallucinogen.

“in this way waking consciousness can be thought of as a controlled psychedelic experience. It is when the control of these systems becomes loosened and their behavior no longer correlates with the external world that the altered states arise.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine

It could explain religious experiences and gods, alien abduction, near death experiences, and other crazy things some people believe they have experinced.

I’ve always felt that life was a trip.  The moral of the story is Don’t do drugs!  Existence is crazy enough by itself.