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The Pig Next Door

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Oink oink!

Some days I wish I weren’t on a calorie restriction diet.  And that I had a job.  Of course, I think about it a little more and realize that I’d rather be healthy than consume a lot of bacon.

So wrong

Yet soo good.  If the bacon is crispy at least:

Wrong.  Wrong wrong wrong!

Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong!

As described on This is why you’re fat:

Chocolate Bacon Pogo On A Stick

Bacon wrapped in angel food cake, battered and deep fried, dipped in chocolate and served on a stick.

That sounds good enough that I’d actually consider making it a cheat meal.  Seriously.  I think I’d want to consume some very fibrous stuff immediately thereafter I think, but still.

The Epic battle between good and evil continues at breakfast

For those of you who like their toast on the Dark Side. The Darth Vader toaster:

Darth Vader Toaster

Darth Vader Toaster

We can only hope that Vader has the power to stand up to:  The Hello Kitty toaster!

Hello Kitty Toaster

Hello Kitty Toaster

Meat baby!

Straight from This is why you’re fat.  I don’t necessarily agree that this is fattening, though, taken in reasonable portions and depending on the fattiness of the ground beef as well as the sides.

Check out that diaper!!!

Check out that diaper!!!

Octoberfest is for cleavage!

Octoberfest is for cleavage!

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Just when you thought you’d seen every bacon product…

Bacon Soap shows up!  I can’t decide whether it would be good or bad to smell like bacon all day.

Bacon Soap

Bacon Soap

Aw, Damn! Now this is meat!!

I found this on another blog, along with a lot of other cool pictures.

Meat - now in oversaturated 50s color!

Meat - now in oversaturated 50s color!

Mind blower? Artery blower at least

Ever have that feeling that you just belong? Yeah, I know, neither have I. But this product definitely just belongs here.

Gross-looking fat, but hey!  It's bacon!

Gross-looking fat, but hey! It's bacon!

While researching jerky-making, I happened upon bacon jerky.  Yes, bacon-frigging-jerky. Whatever that means. Since I don’t really like to eat animal fat (unless it’s rendered crispy, mmmmm), I don’t think I’d like this. But you know what? It’s bacon, and in the end it really is all about the pig.

Advert – mmm, bacon

Random fun stuff, and some updates

I’ve been playing at the Bubble Tea home game a bit lately, and happened upon the information that a ship almost sank due to its sides being pushed out by the 1500 tons of tapioca it was carrying.  Really!  It’s on snopes!

Also, more stuff on the retouching front.  Check out Girl Power, a list of more photo retouching examples, and Brian Dilg Photography.  Check out Anthony Michael Hall!  Also, can’t get off this topic without including Dove – Evolution:

I also love the whole page, but especially the table at this part of the VHEMT pages.  May we live long and die out!