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TV Carnage is pretty awesome.

If you don’t know God you probably wouldn’t cold-cock a defenseless man

Ah, here we have another wonderful “Christian” story being passed around by email. Once again, religion being used to justify violence against others. I’m sure Jesus would be proud, because we all know that his message was to attack all who believe differently.

While you’re at it, why not just kill the professor? Obviously he’s evil for not believing in your mythology. Heck, just round up the atheists and kill them all, while your at it. And why stop there? Go kill all those American citizens who are Muslim, because you know they are a violent people. (For you dumb folks out there, this is known as irony. Go look it up, if the dictionary isn’t too evil for your blessed eyes.) Then you can finish off where Hitler started with the Jews. But wait, there are even people who call themselves Christian who don’t believe the right things, am I right? So get rid of those evil Catholics. And while your at it, you might as well annihilate the Methodists. I hear they’re nice to gay people.

Don’t forget to kill their children, too. They may seem innocent, but they’ve been indoctrinated into evil beliefs, and are better off dead.

The only problem is how to murder all the pregnant Muslim and Jewish and Catholic and atheist and Methodist women without harming their unborn children. It’s quite a conundrum.

Thanks once again for reinforcing my theory that religion causes violence and war. You make it way too easy.

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If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses
between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who
was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. The person who sent this email is promoting violence and hatred

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform… I’ll give you exactly 15 min.”
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.” The person who sent this email is promoting violence and hatred

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The person who sent this email is promoting violence and hatred

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
“What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?” The person who sent this email is promoting violence and hatred

The Marine calmly replied,
“GOD was too busy today protecting America ‘s
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.” The person who sent this email is promoting violence and hatred

Don’t forget the human body is like a big penis

http://www.happehtheory.com/2010/09/14/russian-onion-domes/

Religion according to BASH

<Pongball> Religion is like a penis.
<Pongball> It’s fine to have one.
<Pongball> It’s fine to be proud of it.
<Pongball> But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
<Pongball> And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down children’s throats.

From bash.org

What Birthers Believe

The truth will amaze and shock you!

This is metal!

Meaty Christmas!

Just a few days late.

The life, teachings, and death of Jesus’ well-endowed twin sister, Tammi of Nazareth.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/

Tammi of Nazareth