Archive for December, 2008
Barbie is kind of like sex, and plastic is kind of like meat. If meat was plastic.
Remember to celebrate National Barbie in a Blender day on July 27!
Damnit, the gang leader showed me this weebl & bob and I couldn’t stop thinking about “fun, in bag form” for days. Which makes it perfect for the random topic of the day sort of entry.
Do you realize that on wikipedia, searching for “funbags” or “fun bags” both redirect to the breast article? Is that wrong?
Interestingly, searching Google Images for “fun bags” asks “are you looking for funbags” but produces more actual fun than searching for “funbags”. Other than the usual lewdness, you get the horror genre:
You get your good clean fun:
But you don’t get this until you try “funbags”.
Two to one – I think it’s “fun bags” for the win.
Now, if only I could remember the random phrase of the day from two days ago that I was too tipsy to write down (and probably thought I’d remember). Gah!
The next post of hilarity will have to wait until tomorrow since I remembered something that really needed to be re-posted after the blog rebuild.
It all began with this story. Even more entertaining, however, the screenplay!
You can get full screen mode if you go to the atom page for it. Sorry, it sucks that doesn’t work with the embed. *sigh*
And now for a few more bacon sightings:
- xkcd (even though I think it has jumped the shark)
- Unlikely Words entries tagged bacon. Man, is this guy good. Bacon tuxedo? Gummy bacon? Baconnaise? Genius.
- Bacon scarf. Got there from the page above but damn this thing is so good. I want one. Too bad I remain highly employable at the moment.
Aaand more fun tomorrow kids.
Yeah! We need to implement some speed control methods like Denmark.
Of course chocolate covered bacon is real! The (probably) original, from Marini’s:
Better? We have recipes.
Hmm, I think I will outsource the manufacture of these delicacies but I plan to procure the Vosges bar before the next SSG crew meetup. This must be tried before death. Procurement shall proceed ASAFP.
Oh man oh man oh man!! I gotta get my hands on this stuff! Then I’ll be able to die happy.
At 76,400 hits on Google, we just had to mention this meat-related phenomenon.
We’ve all seen this before, and I know I never questioned it, but evidently many have. Either that or it just grew from one clever guy. Even the top content-containing hit on Google, from which I gaffled it, doesn’t know if he started it. And I’m still trying to find the punk band he mentions!
And there’s so much more fun to be had. Youtube weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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