Surrealist Street Gang

We're made of meat!

rainbow

Archive for December, 2008

It’s all about the meat!

But first, a break for a quick message.  Brought to you by  this guy – and no, we’ve never seen his other work but it must be good.  This whole Twinkie existential thing is so good it must be.

The guy in the blue shirt is me

The guy in the blue shirt is me

Now, back to the meat!  Clearly, others are interested in meat from way back.  What if you had had these in elementary school?

That poultry one is weird

That poultry one is weird

More great meat here — I really like the band-aids!

Contains colour!  Say it isn't so!

With colour! Say it isn't so!

I guess this must be for open-faced sandwiches…. or maybe the kid who wants to elicit a laugh before he smears his meat-topping onto that grody girl.  Ugh.

Mutant Beatles Hairdo Hat

The King of Thailand has the Coolest Hat Ever!  If anyone knows anything about this hat, like what the heck it’s made of, please let us know.

Man, what a hat!

Man, what a hat!

Semen Collection Phallus

This is to be left for the husband in the bathroom, to keep him faithful.  Before leaving the house, he must deposit fresh semen in the receptacle.

http://www.claytonbailey.com/husband.htm

To keep a faithful husband

To keep a faithful husband

Yes!!! Meat Science! I love it!

Did you know that the aim of the Nordic Network in Meat Science (NNMS) is to promote the exchange of ideas and expertise between meat science workers in the five Nordic nations at all levels of their careers?  Here’s their logo:

Nordic Network in Meat Science!

Nordic Network in Meat Science!

These are PhD in Meat Science students.  They will be Doctors of Meat Science!  Bwah-hah-hah-hah!

Doctors of Meat!

Doctors of Meat!

Isn’t science great!

This image is entitled “meat science” and I don’t know why.   Still, it belongs here because we love science almost as much as we love meat.

Science!

Maybe that guy figured out how to make these:

Mmm creamed beef filling!

For the moment:

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Meat Underwear – for the man who has everything

They call it the Brief Jerky.  It’s underwear hand-made from choice cuts of dried meat.  But wait!  It’s even adorned with rhinestone accents!  What better place to keep your meat than in meat.  Plus, if you ever get, say, trapped in your car in a blizzard, you have a ready supply of protien to keep you alive.  They’re a little pricey, but I’m pretty sure you’ll be the only one on your block to have a pair.

Interested?  Click here to place your order:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6577234

Brief Jerky

Brief Jerky