Surrealist Street Gang

Tell me again why we don’t impose economic sanctions?  Oh, right.  Oil.

Now the “clerics” are saying women shouldn’t exercise, because it could cause them to “lose their virginity.” Wack jobs!  Freaks!

Abe Rocks Old School

I had one a lot like that.

Okay, this is hilarious but don’t freakin’ mess with Johann.  It’s all about the Bach, baby.

OK, I think the swine flu is a human-engineered strain, unleashed by Vegan Terrorists.  They say the first case may have shown up near a huge factory farm in Mexico, half-owned by an American company.  However, there is no sign of illness reported in the pigs.  So, my theory is that the sinister PLO (Pig Liberation Organization), led by Nossir Aravegoil, created this strain of the flu and released it into the human population, to undermine our belief in Meat and Bacon.

If you don’t eat more bacon, the terrorists win.

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…and are making them run the treadmill gauntlet to reach the giant soft calculator. But if they fall, it’s in the ice water bath! Or something like that.

I’m sure those engines will burn pretty much any combustible liquid.  That’s good for the environment, right?

Those Aussies are crazier than Americans!

I do like the Pet Shop Boys.  Yes, I was born in the early 70s.  Yes, I grew up in the home of techno.  Keep off my back about it.

Anyway, you can watch their vids in HD on youtube!  Totally awesome!

Sin tends to rock. No you freaks, I’m not talking about opposite over hypotenuse.

Sneezing In Ultra Slow Motion – Watch more Funny Videos

Kitten Attempts Epic Jump – Watch more Crazy Pet Tricks

And then there are the ones that I won’t embed:

• Aria Giovanni.  She’s nommable, but acts stupid.
• Lotion.  I’ll no longer complain about womens’ propensity for it.  Oh, and isn’t that shelving thing cool?  The whole place looks like a cool pad.
• Overall boring vid.  But it has its moments.

Tuscan Torch!

Someone pointed me at this this story on popsci.  He actually calls prosciutto an “engineering grade of bacon”!

It seems to me that using thin pieces to create massive amounts of surface area for combustion is the right way to go. Mythbusters didn’t do so in the episodes that I saw – but then again I missed it when they actually got 800+ lbs of thrust from the salami rocket.

• Mythbusters ep51
• Mythbusters ep64