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Archive for September, 2018

Russian Indoor Athletics Championships

A fireman holding an immense, dripping wang.

http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2018/5/7/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html

Red Meat

Dissembler in Chief

Lip Service

Keynote address to the 1984 convention of the American Society of University Composers

Hilarious!

https://web.archive.org/web/20080828121516/http://minuet.dance.ohio-state.edu/~ralley2/writings/bingo.html

“Hey buddy, when was the last time you thwarted a norm? Can’t risk it, eh? Too much at stake over the old Alma Mater? Nowhere else to go? Unqualified for ‘janitorial deployment’? Look out? Here they come again! It’s that bunch of guys who live in the old joke: it’s YOU and two billion of your closest friends standing in shit up to your chins, chanting, DON’T MAKE A WAVE!”

Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/putin-reportedly-close-to-firing-giuliani

Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reelection Campaign

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/putin-angrily-resigns-from-trumps-reelection-campaign