Surrealist Street Gang

Chocolate Bock

Now picture Homer Simpson saying “ohhh, mannnnn…”.  “Slowly aged on a bed of rare dark cocoa nibs”???  Sign me up.

I found it on drinkhacker.  Why did he only give it a B+?  And who would have thought that an exploration of fine bourbon would also turn up chocolate beer?  Ohhhh, mannnnn….

Also there: the cholive! So many things to try and so little time.

Of course chocolate covered bacon is real!  The (probably) original, from Marini’s:

Do not draw visual similarities

Even MSNBC wrote an article about it.

Better? We have recipes.

• Make your own!
• Try the money shot version from yumsugar!
• EVEN BETTER! BACOLATE TRUFFLES! YEAH!

Hmm, I think I will outsource the manufacture of these delicacies but I plan to procure the Vosges bar before the next SSG crew meetup.  This must be tried before death.  Procurement shall proceed ASAFP.

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars

Oh man oh man oh man!!  I gotta get my hands on this stuff!  Then I’ll be able to die happy.

Chocolate + Bacon = Yummy!