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Posts Tagged ‘Sex’

OJ Simpson sedentary exercise/sex video

TV Carnage is pretty awesome.

Exacerbated Weasel Shavings

Baconlube – bacon flavored personal lubricant

Can’t decide whether bacon or sex is better? Well now you don’t have to! Those crazy folks at Bacon Salt have released their newest product.

Baconlube

Baconlube

Randoms for New Year’s, YAY!

This is probably not really acceptable in the United States.

OBEY MY DOG!!!

OBEY MY DOG!!!

Yes indeed, obey my dog.

Breakfast anyone?

Breakfast anyone?

No comment.  Really.  We here at SSG wouldn’t want to start any incidents or anything.

Barbie in a Blender!

Barbie is kind of like sex, and plastic is kind of like meat.  If meat was plastic.

http://barbieinablender.org/

Remember to celebrate National Barbie in a Blender day on July 27!

It's protected by the Constitution!

Protected by the Constitution!

Semen Collection Phallus

This is to be left for the husband in the bathroom, to keep him faithful.  Before leaving the house, he must deposit fresh semen in the receptacle.

http://www.claytonbailey.com/husband.htm

To keep a faithful husband

To keep a faithful husband

Spring-time Fresh Skanks!

WTF

WTF

Yeah, it’s back.  Gotta keep my Google creds.

Take her home to Momma!

Take her home to Momma!